Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.

- James Stephens

Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

- Noam Chomsky

The sleeping fox catches no poultry.

- Benjamin Franklin

Genius is an African who dreams up snow.

- Vladimir Nabokov

Oversleeping will never make one's dreams come true.

- Unknown

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

- Fran Lebowitz

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

- Joan Klempner

A little fact is worth a whole limbo of dreams.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If all dreams came true, one would fear to fall asleep.

- Neil Eskelin

Dreams are, by definition, cursed with short life spans.

- Candice Bergen

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

- Mark Twain

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

- Leo Burke

The best eraser in the world is a good night's sleep.

- Orlando A. Battista

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

- Washington Irving

A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.

- Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.

- Anthony Burgess

Straightfaced in his cunning sleep he pulls the legs of his dreams.

- Dylan Thomas

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

- Erma Bombeck

It is a shame that when we have a good dream we are asleep at the time.

- P. K. Shaw

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you.

- Marsha Norman

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience; this is the ideal life.

- Mark Twain

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.

- Graffiti

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

- W. H. Auden

Did you sleep well? No, I made a couple of mistakes.

- Steven Wright